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How quizzical the life of Dr Phil must be. Psychiatrist to the stars, there is no doubt that even this magical fellow would have been rendered impotent at first blush of the vastness and complexity of the disorders revealed by our readers since our expose on obsession last week.
Last week’s “e News” certainly stirred the thick morass of community obsession and so, at the risk of becoming an “agony aunt”, it would be irresponsible of me not to respond to a couple of desperate pleas for help.
Dear Kerri of Andrews Farm.
Dedicating an entire room in your house to your collection of more than 10,000 vinyl records, or LP’s in “Boomer” lexicon - of which you are no doubt a member - is seriously obsessive. It is clear that your ongoing compulsion to hoard is being constrained by space issues but I have a solution for you. A few years ago, a marvellous invention known as the compact disc or CD, revolutionised the storage and retrieval of “digitized” data, including music, and at approximately one quarter the size of conventional records you would have the potential to store up to 4 times or 40,000 albums in the same space as you have dedicated to your obsession within your home, should you embrace this “new age” technology. So start replacing all of your LP’s with CD’s and you will soon have enough space to install a CD player, “in”, and not “on”, which to load and listen to your “muzak”. Furthermore, if you put all of your old records out for recycling you’ll start to feel better about yourself almost immediately because you’ll be helping the environment as well – just remember to forward dear editor all of those albums currently valued at more than $1,000 each, for special recycling.
Finally, and this was indeed a recurrent theme of the outpouring of obsessions reported by our readers this week, Fiona of Somerton Park writes “How do I get a man like Vince to commit to a relationship with me? I date plenty of great guys and consider myself really interesting but after a couple of hours of me talking with them about relationships their eyes roll around in the backs of their heads like bad poker machines”.
Well Fiona, nothing scares a man more than the “C” word – commitment – but you keep on feeding the slots and eventually, one will pay off – I promise.
And so, with obsequious bow, I beseech thee, please do not write or speak anymore requesting assistance or advice with your obsessions because, as it is, without fear of contradiction, I have enough problems of my own.
Last weekend we witnessed another of our great inclusive social institutions at work – the ubiquitous Australian summit. This time with 2020 vision, our community leaders have charged our elected leaders with the responsibility of making Australia a more prosperous fairer and better place to live in the future – a kind of Shangrila for the rest of the world to aspire to.
In the week that we are reminded of the tremendous sacrifice the sons’ and daughters’ of Australia have made in defence of our Country and way of life, it seems almost blasphemous, given the timing of the summit, that the big ticket item was the inspiration that Australia should be “processed” into a republic – yet again. This was not the Bob Hawke style of summit of 1983, which focussed on the economy, but a cosmic journey into a brave new world of economic, social and political engineering. A complete overhaul of state and federal taxes and national coordination of infrastructure, “face book” style “on-line” medical records and the overhaul of federalism. There were some wonderful ideas generated at the Summit, which if only implemented in part would create an agenda of massive change for the next 10 - 20 years, the likes of which we have never before seen in Australia.
One idea not canvassed at the 2020 Summit but perhaps worthy of thought though - the grand architect of the wild colonial summit - the old “Silver Bodgie” - to become the first President of the Republic of Australia. Either Bob or Sir Les Patterson will get my vote.
In this week’s edition of Status e News, we take a look at an issue largely overlooked at last week’s Summit, and outline the Governments’ response to the chronic skills shortage in the labour market and what it intends to do in Skilling Australia for the Future. We also introduce two new “Employee Hot Prospects”, which can be accessed from the “hot chilli” link at right and, announce the winner of our Round 5 Footy Tipping Competition.
Enjoy the long weekend.
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